Apple plans to aquire Adobe - September 2010 buy-out rumored

 
1: It is cheap and affordable
2: It would give them Photoshop and Illustrator
3: So Apple could fix Flash, save the day and look smart
4: Because they told us they would
5: To become less depending on third parties
6: To fix Adobe’s crazy pricing
7: Because Steve is crazy
 
http://thenextweb.com/apple/2010/03/03/10-reasons-apple-acquire-adobe/
 
It might happen!